In News Thats Not Really News, John Daly Played Better When He Was Drunk

(Source) Signing copies of his book, “My Life In And Out Of The Rough,” with a silver pen, Daly was asked what he’s learned about himself through the years.

“That I was happy when I was a miserable drunk. I played better when I was drunk,” he said. Daly paused, smiled half a smile and gently shook his head.

“I don’t know,” he said. “Sometimes you point your finger at yourself. You can only point your finger at yourself so many times. You look back at yourself and write the pros and cons of your life and the pros outweigh the cons.

“I look at myself and I’m not that bad a guy. I always thought I was the reason the divorces came. I look back and it takes two to do that. It wasn’t all my fault. I played a part in it but I can’t keep blaming myself for everything.”

Thanks, really hitting us with breaking news here. Honestly, this is by far the least surprising thing I have ever heard. Everyone knows John Daly plays better when he’s drunk. Fuck, if you feed John Daly enough Cuervo and Marlboro Reds the guy will cure cancer.

You know that episode in Family Guy where Peter plays piano better when he’s drunk. Who the fuck do you think that was based on?

Or how about the Jackie Chan movies Drunken Master 1 and Drunken Master 2. Fact, John Daly was the executive producer on both films.

Does a bear shit in the woods? Does John Daly dominate golf tournaments when he is blacked out drunk? I think we all know the answer to both those questions.


Good to see John finally realizing that he is not to blame for his 4 failed marriages. I mean clearly there is a constant variable in those marriages and it has nothing to do with John Daly, I can assure you that.

Thanks to Rochey for the tip


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