Time For The Weekend….

Matty B spitting hot fire!

Back for picks and weirdness on Saturday and Sunday.

Have a good weekend….

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The Spy’s Fake Fact Friday

Fact - A young Wayne Gretzky was so shy that he vomited before every picture taken of him before the age of 18.

Spy’s Take - Fake or real?

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Is This The Greatest Picnic Of All Time?

1- “Hey man, do you want to go down by the apple tree and have a picnic?”

2-”Will there be dudes there?”

1-”Tons of dudes”

2-”Should I bring my mandolin?”

1-”Definitely, and your handgun, don’t forget your handgun”

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  • Handguns, Mandolins, and Sausage Fests, Thats what Eastern Europe Does!

    - Anonymous
  • People are complaining about America’s gun laws?

    - fat bastard

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Do Work Todd Palin, Do Work

The National Enquirer is reporting that Sarah Palin’s husband, Todd, is embroiled in a sex scandal involving an extramarital affair with a massage therapist who has been ”busted for prostitution.”

The Enquirer claims it has unearthed official documents showing 36-year-old Shailey Tripp was arrested for maintaining a house of prostitution in March and that cops have confiscated physical evidence that could tie Todd to the alleged affair.

Todd, your girlfriend, WOOF!


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  • Perfect

    - Kevin
  • Jesus, when does hunting season end?

    - Anonymous

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The Biggest Game Ever: Bears-Packers NFC Championship Preview


OK, maybe it’s not the biggest game ever but Sunday’s NFC Championship between the Packers and Bears is pretty…pretty…pretty good.  I mean, come on, everyone knows Bears-Packers and everyone understands this is one of the great rivalries in professional sports.  These two teams have played each other every year since before football was called football - there’s a reason why one Monday Night game every year is reserved for a leg of this NFC North battle.  But I’m going to fill you in on one big secret: the Bears-Packers rivalry has, over the years, meant more nostalgically than it has anything else.  This isn’t Yankees-Red Sox where they’re facing off year after year in the playoffs to see who goes to the World Series.  Nor is it Celtics-Lakers and their 12 NBA Finals meetings.  Simply put, rarely are the annual battles between Chicago and Green Bay worth more than bragging rights.  Sure, sometimes we’re positioning for a game either way in the standings or we’re trying to knock the other out of contention.  But there’s never that much on the line.  Not.  This.  Time.

Sunday’s NFC Championship Game will be the biggest game in the history of the series and is the type of game the winning side will reference in drunken debates for decades.  And guess what?  It feels good.  I don’t care if the Bears find a way to win or not - I’m loving every minute of this.  Much like the Blackhawks series against Detroit two seasons’ ago, this game has reminded me why I hate one of my teams’ rivals.  I realized I have spent the balance of the last few seasons hating Brett Favre and the Vikings.  I’m sure a lot of Packers fans have been doing the same.  But let’s be honest, no one cares about those losers in Minnesota.  They’re the ugly purple-headed step-child trying to grab a slice of our rivalry and they succeeded because of Ol’ 4 (inches - hey oh!).  Well, finally, we’ve come full circle to what makes us fans of these two great franchises in the first place - a love for our team and a hatred for the other.  The third week in 2011 is all about Chicago and Green Bay and I cannot wait for Sunday!  Let’s break it down.

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  • How can you play the ‘nobody believes in us’ card when you’re hosting the NFC Championship game? Nobody believed in Seattle because they were a sub-.500 team that had no business even making the playoffs. The Bears are the 2 seed…

    PS - Rodgers actually had 4 touchdowns if you’re counting rushing stats (since you did for Cutler). But that’s just a minor quibble. Should be a hell of a game.

    - Schwa
  • Here’s the thing about Cutler vs. Rodgers. Both are talented, Rodgers has a superior o-line and some of the best receivers in the NFL. Cutler has a patchwork line and Johnny Knox. Give Jay some credit. If he had the same setup as Rodgers, perhaps Troy and Phil would be slobbering over him. I’m not dissing Rodgers, he’s great, but give Cutler credit for making lemonade.

    - Chip Ramsey

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So, you see, the puppy was like industry…

Get’s good at 0:37

Ms. South Carolina, what you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things that I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that can be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

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  • And if there is any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I’m just gonna snap.

    - Hambone
  • You see I drew the duck blue because I’ve never seen a blue duck before…

    - pk
  • You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

    - EA

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Caption Contest

 Caption Contest

“Fooled Me”

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  • Dont Hate the player Hate the Game

    - Anonymous

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Camoflauged Man Tries To Steal Playstation With A Sword

RickyKalichun t300 Camoflauged Man Tries To Steal Playstation With A Sword

EVANSVILLE — An Evansville man who painted his face and allegedly tried to attack someone with a sword early Wednesday was arrested, according to an Evansville Police Department probable cause affidavit.

Ricky Lee Kalichun, 45, is in Vanderburgh County jail on a $50,000 cash bond. He has been preliminarily charged with intimidation with a weapon and public intoxication.

According to the affidavit, a man called police about 12:24 a.m. and reported that Kalichun tried to attack him in the hallway of an apartment building at 315 SE King Blvd.

Police said they found Kalichun on the fourth floor with a camouflage coat and black marker markings on his face and immediately arrested him.

Police said Kalichun smelled strongly of alcohol and had a large sword on him.

The victim — who told police he and his wife were homeless and had been staying with someone at the apartment — said he got word that an intoxicated man was downstairs and needed his help, the affidavit said.

The victim told police he used to room with Kalichun and had him come up to the apartment. Kalichun then allegedly began unplugging a television and stated that a video game console and some games were his.

The occupants then got Kalichun in the hallway, the affidavit said, and he allegedly pulled out the sword and began swinging at the victim.

You can tell me Ricky Lee Kalichun was drunk. You can tell Me Ricky Lee Kalichun was trying to steal a Playstation. You can even tell me Ricky had a sword and was swinging it violently. But don’t you dare fucking tell me that anyone actually saw Ricky Lee Kalichun do any of these things. That would be like me saying I can see ghosts.

Look at Ricky’s face. Oh that’s right, you can’t, because Ricky Lee Kalichun is camoflauged to absolute perfection. Guy is practically invisible.

All I know is that the playstation owner better pray to god Ricky doesn’t put on his camo for court. Everyone knows you can’t try something you can’t see. They teach you that on the first day of law school.

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  • Looks like he fell asleep with his shoes on

    - Anonymous

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The Daily Would You Rather

Would You Rather Be 3 Feet Tall Or 9 Feet Tall?

The real question here is not 3 feet vs 9 feet because anyone would take 9 feet. The real question is how coordinated you would be at 9 feet. Like if you’re some monster who is in the NBA, dunking in people’s faces, banging NBA groupies, living the high life, then 9 feet is an absolute no-brainer. But if you’re one of those really awkward tall guys that constantly has to deal with people asking him why he doesn’t play basketball, basically spending his entire life explaining to everyone that he is an uncoordinated waste of space, then I think being 3 feet tall is the way to go. I mean it would probably suck balls to be that short, both literally and figuratively but at least you can skate through life without anyone paying attention to you. No such luck when you’re the tall kid that sucks at sports.

Pick - 3 Feet Tall.

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Pic Of The Day

Me After The Hot Glove Crashes

h/t conti

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  • Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
    Eating as much as an elephant eats.
    What are you at getting terribly fat?
    What do you think will come of that?
    Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-


    - AJ Geiseker
  • Poor Oompa, How’s he going to eat?

    - Anonymous

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