Feb 26 2010

World’s Tallest Dog Is Fucking Sweet

A Great Dane from the US state of Arizona has been officially recognised by Guinness World Records as the tallest dog ever on record.

Giant George, owned by David Nasser, stands 43in (1.09m) tall paw to shoulder, and weighs 245lb (111kg).

Guinness officials say there were conflicting reports about Giant George’s height, so they sent a judge to his home in Tucson to verify it.

Giant George - who has his own website - consumes 110lb of food each month.

Four-year-old Giant George made it into the record books by beating his nearest rival, Titan, a Great Dane from California, by three-quarters of an inch.

He was named by Guinness World Records as both the world’s Tallest Living Dog and Tallest Dog Ever.

Mr Nasser says George sleeps on his own queen-sized bed inside the house.

On a recent plane trip for a media appearance in Chicago, George was given a row of three seats to himself.

And his presence on the plane certainly caused a commotion, says Mr Nasser, with many passengers coming up to take photographs.

“There were so many people coming to the front of the plane, the pilot ended up illuminating the ‘fasten seat-belt’ sign to get everyone to sit down,” he added.

This dog is awesome. Just sleeping in beds and eating human food. Why? Because He’s the Yao Ming of Dogs and no one can say shit to him. His owners probably let him drive the family car whenever he wants to. Probably never falls for the tennis ball trick either, this dog can do no wrong if you ask me. He just strolls around the block sniffing other dog’s asses while every other mutt cant even catch a sniff of him. He’s fucking king dog.

The best part is that it’s not tallest human where you sort of feel bad for the guy because you know his life has to suck. You just know George enjoys every second of his life. You literally cant have a dog that is too big. Give me a dog the size of an 18 wheeler and I’ll think it’s the coolest thing in the world.


My heart is literally broken that he was in Chicago and I didn’t see him, I dont know if I’ll ever fully recover from missing out on the world’s largest dog. And dont give me the old line “everything happens for a reason”. I was meant to see this dog, It is my DESTINY.

Feb 25 2010

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