A “whooping” bicycle rider facing a disorderly intoxication charge called a deputy a “Nazi” and said everyone was intoxicated but him, according to a recently released sheriff’s report.

A Martin County Sheriff’s deputy in the early morning hours of Oct. 24 reported a man identified as Michael Ronald Porath, 45, pedaled his bicycle south on Southwest Cornell Avenue.

Porath made a “high pitched ‘whooping’ yell” while weaving from the north lane to the south lane, a report states.

The “whoop” wasn’t likened by the deputy to any animal or other sounds in the report, but it apparently had some degree of volume.

Porath whooped sporadically as the deputy spoke to him. Asked to settle down, Porath said he was coming from a bar where he’d had “a few drinks and was in a good mood.” People exited area homes to watch the situation.

“I was able to hear Michael’s ‘whooping’ from over four streets away as he approached me,” the report states, noting a northbound vehicle nearly struck him.

For the first time in THG history I am going to take the side of the crazy psychopath from Florida. Because where I come from having a few pops at the bar, riding your bicycle around while making an insanely loud whooping noise and calling the cops a bunch of motherfucking nazis is called having a good time.

If whooping, biking, and accusing people of being genocidal maniacs is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

PS

All this gets thrown out the window if Michael Ronald was wearing a helmet. You could be saving polar bears from global warming but if you’re wearing a bike helmet you’re a loser in my book.