Macho Man Monday - Jean Claude Van Damme Is Back!

Jean Claude Van Damme has made it somewhat official that he will return to the ring for a real kickboxing match in 2011. In this video, the soon-to-be 50-year-old is seen signing the contract to face former Olympian Somluck Kamsing.

JCVD said he wants to be the first action star to prove he can really fight. The celebration got a little sappy when Van Damme started apologizing for falling off the good-guy wagon.

“I did my rock n’ roll type life, I fell down rock bottom,” Van Damme said. “And I’ve got that spot following me about Van Damme is drinking. Van Damme is doing cocaine. Van Damme is doing all that [expletive]. So I’m [branded] for life.”

Well this might be the best news I’ve heard in forever. Jean Claude Van Damme is back and he is ready to rock. Not often do you get an on screen macho man doing real life macho man stuff. He’s done the cocaine, the partying, the drinking, and now he’s ready to kick some ass, wow.

All I’m going to say is that I’ve seen Bloodsport about a hundred times, I know what JCVD can do. The kickboxing world better watch its back because Jean Claude Van Damme is going to fuck shit up, and thats not a threat, thats just a fact.


How bad is JCVD going to get his ass kicked? Guy looks like he is a thousand years old.


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