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Would You Rather have male pattern baldness at the age of 20 or have a full head of hair for the rest of your life but only be allowed to have a bowl haircut?

Tough call, pretty sure girl’s hate bald guys unless they’re rich as fuck, but what’s their take on bowl cuts? Like I bet 99% of females will find you gross with a bowl but there’s probably a couple of weird chicks out there that get horny as fuck for those perfectly aligned bangs. You know the type of girls that ironically listen to coldplay and drink spiced mochas. I guess if you can find one of those chicks then the bowl haircut is the way to go.

Pick - Bowl Haircut