I don’t care if youre roommates are the best musicians in the world, when you put on your tux and sit down to play some Mario Kart, you play some fucking Mario Kart.

I love this kid’s concentration. Just you and the game dude, you and the game.

Back for picks and weirdness on Saturday and Sunday.

Have a great weekend…..

You think Chad Pennington is pumped for the weekend? You better fucking believ it.

Was that the most awkward dance ever? Has to be right.

Back for picks, weirdness, and why I hate Michigan on Saturday and Sunday.

Have a great weekend…

Back for Weirdness tomorrow and picks throughout the weekend.

Have a good weekend…

I always knew Trebek was a racist. What a dick.

I’ll be throwing a couple of blogs up this weekend, and don’t forget about Shark Week starting Sunday night.

Have a great weekend everyone…

Thanks to Jon for the tip

Weekend Rundown: 7/2-7/4

Television:

Space Jam – Friday 8:00PM EST - Encore –  This seems like an appropriate movie to kick off your July 4^th weekend considering all the hi jinks that Bugs Bunny created that involved the use of explosives to destroy his arch enemies, namely Marvin the Martian and Elmer Fudd.   It’s also a chance to re-watch the toughest test of Michael Jordan’s illustrious career, taking him to places that will test what’s humanly possible. Ewing and the Knicks? Stockton, Malone and the Jazz? They got nothin’ on THE MONSTARS!
Southern Fried Stings – Saturday 10:00 PM EST – CourtTV– On first glance, the title of this show is a bit deceiving. My first impression was, “Another cooking show. Bullshit”.  But wait, this bad ass wolf in sheep’s clothing actually has the potential for greatness. It’s a knock off on everyone’s favorite show, COPS! With info like this: “A conspiracy is revealed when a toy-store robber is nabbed and a high school football team might be involved in illegal activities” Can you really afford to miss it?

For the record, this fine young lady seen below DOES NOT sell crack.  So don’t disrespect her.

Dance Your Ass Off – Sunday 10:00 AM EST – Oxygen – Need some motivation to get off your ass and  make the most out of your July 4^th? Fear not.  After watching this catastrophe you won’t want to watch TV for at least another 48-72 hours.  It’s a ‘Biggest Loser’ spin off. Basically, the show is a bunch of morbidly obese people dancing with the ultimate goal of trying to lose weight.  Only one losing weight is me though because I’m about to lose my lunch just thinking about it.  Revolting.

P.S. – If you were again wondering if I had forgotten about the World Cup……………..I hadn’t!

Events:

THERE IS ONLY ONE EVENT THIS WEEK:

TO BE LIKE THIS CLOWN AND GET YOUR HIGH GRAV ON!

This turtle has got me all sorts of pumped up for the weekend. For some reason just watching this turtle makes me want to drink thousands of beer. Some may say that is a sign I have a drinking problem, but I couldn’t disagree more. I think it’s just a cross between my love for animals and an ability to have fun, sounds like I’m a well rounded guy.

All I need is some babe to scratch my ass while I hit the dance floor doing the back and forth turtle dance. 5 oclock can’t come soon enough, it’s turtle dancing time!

Remember when youre partying this weekend don’t do any live TV interviews the next morning. I’ll be back for a couple picks here and there.

Have a good weekend everyone…

Someone Get me some fucking protein because I’m ready to hit the clubs and do some jager bombs.

Huge Game for the Blackhawks tonight. Hopefully that cheap shot artist Pronger will be shut up early. A win tonight would mean a possible clincher on Sunday night at the UC.

Even though no one gives a shit about the Belmont stakes I’ll have a certified winner tomorrow. So if you like money, you know the drill.

Have a good weekend everyone.

Another week down and its time for the weekend. The sun is shining, the Cubs are home, and everyone in Chicago has a smile on their face. Going to the game tomorrow so I’ll probably be completely shitfaced when I give you my  Guaranteed Preakness Winner.

That’s right, I make winning picks Guaranteed, what do you Guarantee? *

Have a good weekend everyone.

* If my pick doesn’t come through I’ll just delete this post, like I said earlier its my blog so I make the rules.

Time for the weekend. Another great sports weekend on Tap. You have playoff basketball and hockey and some more NFL draft tonight. Big Games for the Chicago teams with the Hawks trying to gain the series lead and the Bulls trying to even up the series with the Cavs and prove last night was no fluke.

Come back this weekend to see me print some more money with my all star picks. Have a good weekend everyone, I know turtle kid will wherever he is.