Vikings +5 vs Saints - Yes the Superdome will be loud and Yes the Saints will be firing on all cylinders but I think everyone has forgotten how close the Vikings were to winning the NFC Championship last year. The Vikings had 5 turnovers, and a 10 minute possession advantage. They were a 12 man on the field penalty away from running the ball into a Longwell field goal and a 31-28 regulation win.
We all know what happened after that, the Saints went on to be the toast of the town, Drew Brees saved the world and his son is the cutest kid to ever grace the earth. So why has everyone forgotten that the Vikings were the better team that day? So what if Favre doesnt have Sidney Rice, the Saints don’t have their defensive leader Darren Sharper and last I checked the Vikings still have the best rb in the NFC. I’m taking the points in a game that will be as close as last years.
Look at this thing. This is the greatest piece of furniture ever created, hands down. I would just sit and drink coffee for days on this fucking thing. Maybe even charge everyone in my neighborhood just to watch me chill with my nintendo coffee table. Life would be the tits.
Yawn, just another week at The Hot Glove pick em department. 6-1-1 in the first week of college football is just standard operating procedure over here. With NFL kicking off tonight too, The Hot Glove will be printing money all weekend long. Here are this week’s picks:
Mississippi St. +2.5 vs Auburn - Mississippi St. has a passing game now to go along with the best rushing offense in the SEC in last year.
South Carolina -3 vs Georgia - Georgia without their two best offensive players, I’ll stick with the Ole Ball Coach
Vanderbilt +10 vs LSU - LSU could barely beat UNC’s JV team last week.
Notre Dame -4 vs Michigan - Notre Dame will be looking for revenge after last year’s 4th quarter collapse. Michigan can’t throw the ball and Notre Dame’s front 7 are underrated.
Ohio St. -9 vs Miami - I’m a big believer in the Buckeyes, that is until they travel to Camp Randall
Oklahoma -8 vs Florida St. - So what if Oklahoma only beat Utah St. by 7, this team will make a name for themselves this week.
NewsCore) - A pair of “dumb and dumber” thieves stole a snake from a pet shop then wrestled with it in a McDonald’s parking lot in front of terrified patrons, Australian media reported Thursday.
Police arrested two men after the outrageous stunt at one of the restaurant’s Melbourne outlets.
The pair allegedly stole the five-foot black headed python named Boris from a pet shop Wednesday.
Police received reports at 10 p.m. local time of the men wrestling with the snake in the McDonald’s parking lot.
“In all honesty, it’s just a case of dumb and dumber,” Detective Sergeant Andrew Beams told national public broadcaster ABC. “Anyone who gets out there with a one-and-a-half meter python in a McDonald’s carpark, they’re pretty dumb.”
Totally Reptiles shop owner Jodie Graham said she was shocked to find Boris, her pet of eight years, had been stolen. A sand monitor lizard also stolen was still missing.
“He [Boris] is like a mascot. I was devastated. They could have taken anything else in the shop but they took him. I am just glad to get him back,” she said.
Graham said Boris was now back in his tank and, although stressed, was otherwise unharmed
Heres what I don’t get. Why the fuck would you steal a snake in Australia? Don’t those things grow on trees in Australia. I thought they were basically like pet dogs. Just snakes everywhere, falling out of trees, in your toilet, sleeping in your bed. Am I wrong? Isn’t Australia just an island full of snakes. So why are these guys wasting their time stealing a snake when they probably tripped over 20 of them on their way to the pet store. It would be like me stealing an Alligator when I could just go down to the Chicago River and take one for free. So someone explain this to me because right now it makes no sense.
Oh and whats up with this lady naming her snake Boris? Boris is the creepy Russian guy who tries to kill Rocky and Bullwinkle not some snake you cuddle with at night.
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Is that what Australians do for fun? wrestle each other’s snakes in a Mcdonalds parking lot? Thanks but no thanks australia
You know I was on the fence about this one because Ikea furniture is no joke, theres like a million different pieces and a thousand directions involved. But if theres one thing I have a weakness for its drinking Iced Tea made by masturbating mildly attractive middle age women. It’s my kryptonite.
This literally just ruined my football season and it hasn’t even started yet. Coudn’t even give me opening night Berman, was that too much to ask? I fucking hate Boomer, Swami, Berman, Blowhard, whatever everyone calls him these days. I can’t stand the nicknames and the constant in your face over the top bullshit.
And now he does something like this and totally redeems himself. Everyone knows you want to get on the Big Cat’s good side just grow a mustache. So I guess I’m a Chris Berman fan now. I never in a million years thought I would say that but hey, the rules are the rules, grow a mustache and your ok in my book.*
*excludes all Florida mustaches, because Florida mustaches are attached to pedophiles.